Sunday, November 25, 2007

Job Interview of Ave Maria Student, Fall 2008

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"I see you went to Ave Maria. Didn't they finish last on the Bar Exam again?" "Yes, but we're moving to a beautiful n...
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Tuesday, November 13, 2007

An In-Depth Look at Hamiltonian Philosophy

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As many of our good readers (and a few not-so-good ones) know, the Real Transition Team recently interviewed the prestigious Senator Hamilt...
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Wednesday, October 31, 2007

"How to date conservative chicks and avoid liberal chicks” from Senator Scott Hamilton

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Let me first personally thank the good Senator for his contribution. We are happy to have any and all of his input here at The Real Transit...
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Friday, September 14, 2007

Interview with Kate O'Beirne

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Kate O'Beirne , pictured with two of her interns and prospective students for the incoming class of 2011 will be available to address r...
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Wednesday, September 12, 2007

The Fall Line-Up

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Many of us can think back with fondness to our early years at Ave and the excellent examples of scholarly debate to which students were tre...
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The Real Transition Team: Superhuman, but not Divine

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In the year of Our Lord 2006 The Real Transition Team was formed amongst a loose group of persons hoping to spread the spirit of transition ...
Friday, September 7, 2007

New Transition Tees Availible

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The Real Transition Team can nos provide you with the opportunity to support Transition in a snazzy new way. Show those dissidents what yo...
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Wednesday, August 29, 2007

MoralTech Department scheduled to open soon

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Father Orsi , standing next to the Moraltech mainframe is buzzing with excitement about the grand opening of the Moraltech (MT) department a...
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1L student gets private audience with Tom Monaghan

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“It was like WHOOA!!!” said Elroy Hogwaller a wide-eyed 1L explaining his experience after being given the unique opportunity to have a p...
Wednesday, August 22, 2007

Monaghan Announces New Mascot Contest!

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This morning, at 6:42 eastern time, Tom Monaghan, King of the Corkscrew, announced a contest that is sure to be a hit with believers and dis...
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Thursday, August 16, 2007

Monaghan has "just the trick" for Affirmative Injury

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With college football season right around the corner, and affirmative injury to the Mission of the School at an all-time high, the benevolen...
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Sunday, July 29, 2007

Steve Safranek "Bowtie Brigade" Recruiting Measure Meets With Mixed Response

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In response to recent AMSOL proceedings regarding controversial Professor Stephen Safrank, a grassroots movement, calling themselves, quite...
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Wednesday, June 27, 2007

Morale consultants help with transition

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The Real Transition Team continues to work tirelessly on behalf of the Executive Team of Ave Maria Town and associated institutions in order...
Thursday, June 14, 2007

Happy Father's Day

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A special message for everyone from the Real Transition Team .
Thursday, June 7, 2007

Ave Maria Town Legal Aid Clinic Schedules Grand Opening

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We've done it again! The Real Transition Team is once again at the forefront of the foreswamp, brining you the latest from the Utopian...
Tuesday, June 5, 2007

Aaron Keesler Appointed Assistant Dean of Academic Affairs

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The Transition Team is happy to report that Aaron Keesler, AMSOL '05, has been appointed to the newly-created position of Assistant Dean...
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Monday, June 4, 2007

AMTV to Debut, Supplement Famed Radio Show

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Monaghan Productions is proud to announce the founding of Ave Maria Television, a 24 hour station dedicated to promoting the missions of Ave...
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Tuesday, May 29, 2007

New Director of Development Chosen

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Dean Bernard Dobranski today announced the appointment of a new Director of Development, one Grima Wormtongue, a new resident of Ann Arbor. ...
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Tuesday, May 22, 2007

New List of Banned Movies, Television Shows

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In the interest of transparency, the Real Transition Team is proud to announce the first 8 television shows and movies that will be banned f...
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Saturday, May 5, 2007

Happy Cinco De Mayo!!!

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The Real Transition Team , along with Bernie, Tommy and Mikey , and the Board of Governors , join in wishing each and every one of our read...
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Thursday, May 3, 2007

Stiffer Penalties Imposed for Ingratitude

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It has come to the attention of the Real Transition Team that members of AMSL faculty have met with the student body without prior notific...
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Saturday, April 28, 2007

Crocs Migrate to AMSOL - Residents Remain Skeptical

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The Real Transition Team has just recieved breaking news that AMSOL founder and fearless leader Thomas Monaghan plans to team up with the Co...
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Maybe Florida wasn't such a good idea...

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According to the National Weather Service's Catastrophic Storm Modeling Center, a direct strike by a Category 3 or higher storm on the g...
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Editor's Note: The Dean, being in fine spirits, sent his responses to the questions presented to him precisely at 5:30 pm yesterday, as ...
Friday, April 27, 2007

Behold! The God-King Cometh!

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Yes, it is true, my holy and righteous bretheren. He has declared himself! He has come! Those who embrace him will be rewarded; those who op...
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Tuesday, April 24, 2007

A Few Pre-Finals Inspirationals

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As finals approach, The Real Transition Team has compiled a few pre-finals motivational statements. Fortunately though, as this is Ave Mari...
Wednesday, April 18, 2007

a quick note on transition

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Many have asked what exactly the process of transition will be like. Well, as of this week we have an excellent example for those pro- tran...
Monday, April 16, 2007

You've Got Questions? He's Got Answers!

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Dean Bernard Dobranski is proud to announce his association with the Real Transition Team . In Phase I of his work with the Team , Dobrans...
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Thursday, April 12, 2007

Scheduling for Fall Classes Right Around the Corner

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As the spring semester winds down, many around Domin--I mean, Ave have noticed that the registration for the Fall semester has yet to begin....
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Monday, April 9, 2007

SBA Endorsements

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With the Ave Maria SBA elections coming up this week, the Real Transition Team has deemed it appropriate to provide a list of candidates it...
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Friday, April 6, 2007

Dobranski: "There is no Falvey Report." In other news, U.S. Government affirmatively denies existance of so-called "Area 51".

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In a recent, exclusive interview conducted by the Real Transition Team , we asked AMSOL Dean and President Bernard Dobranski to comment on ...
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Saturday, March 31, 2007

New Emphasis in Athletics at Ave Maria

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In a press conference today, Chancellor, President, Chairman, Athletic Director, Head Trainer, Master of the Buckhounds, and Spiritual Adv...
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Thursday, March 29, 2007

More profound thoughts

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Wednesday, March 28, 2007

Demotivators Strikes Again

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From the Dean's Desk: /s/ Deus Ex
Monday, March 26, 2007

Ave Maria School of Law Relocating

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The rumors about relocating Ave Maria School of Law in light of news of a booming real estate market have reached the ears of the Real Tra...
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Despair Inc. Launches New Ave-Specific Poster

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/s/ Deus Ex (Image courtesy of AMSOL)
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Jesuit Youth Retreat To Be Held At Oratory

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Amongst the many guests attending this event is young Andrew, the self described "breakdancing boy." "I feel closer to God wh...
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New tools being employed in the Ave Inquisition

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Not wanting to waste any of the remaining land at Ave North , moral mastermind, supreme dictator, and pizza pontiff Tom Monaghan has made ...
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Sunday, March 25, 2007

Liturgical Dance Squad Selected: Congregation Eagerly Awaits First “Lambada” Mass

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The annoucement that the Oratory’s Grand Opening Gala Mass would be choreographed by the popular liturgical dance squad, 'Dancing Divas...
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