We formed on March 14, 2007, inspired by that day's performance of Barron Collier stock. Our forbear, the Monaghan & Sons Snowshoe Co. Transition Team (also to Florida) organized in October 1929. We will make AMSOL's trip free from pornography and the LittleCaesar's/HungryHowie's/PizzaHut axis. Thus we have reserved only those non-HBO motels outside the delivery zones of said devils. For our community's elite a trio of black helicopters can re-pizza midflight directly from Domino One.
Real Transition Team -
ReplyDeleteI was hoping to move to Ave Maria Town before reading your post. Now, I'm concerned. Very concerned. I was raised watching videos 1-7. As an adult, I've been reduced to helping my old man from choking in laughter while, together, we watched Blazing Saddles. I'm ashamed to have ever laughed at Bugs Bunny - especially the episode with the Punkin Head brothers (you know, the two short rednecks who pull each others beards). Did I say "redneck"?! Damnit! Geez, now I swore.
See what I mean. It is part of "me". If I confess, would I still be welcome in Ave Maria Town?
Maybe I'm not worthy of the "transition". Please help.
Don't worry, there's a solution for people like you. You can attend our three-month "transition program" where you'll learn to sleep without beds and enjoy wearing barbed wire. Before you know it you'll be on a roll (literally)!
ReplyDeleteWhew! OK. Thanks.
ReplyDeleteWill there be an official Ave Maria cilice available for purchase somewhere?