Wednesday, August 29, 2007

MoralTech Department scheduled to open soon

Father Orsi, standing next to the Moraltech mainframe is buzzing with excitement about the grand opening of the Moraltech (MT) department at Ave Maria university in Florida “This is where theology meets technology! We can now go one step beyond a mere absolution and erase any potential evidence that the moral infraction ever occurred”

It is a wonder indeed, and we at the Real Transition Team expect long lines at the confessional/data alteration unit. Some students have already begun to call the process an Ave-fession. The new MT department will be starting up soon, and is in the process of hiring a full-time staff to handle whatever deletion needs they are faced with.

Ave-fession. Like it never even happened.

/s/ Cap'n Crunch

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2 comments:

  1. AnonymousFebruary 19, 2008 at 11:07 AM

    That is bizarre - having Fr. Orsi so close to the control panels of a nuclear power plant (which is what that thing is - you can tell by the tell-tale throttle control -- the big wheel). But don't ask how a pink fluffy bunny would know such things

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  2. AnonymousOctober 9, 2009 at 3:03 PM

    Actually the background pictures of electronics is from a 1954 issue of a science magazine-- scientists from the RAND Corporation created this model to illustrate what a "home computer" might look like in 2004. Looks like they were off the mark by a bit.

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