Just a friendly word of warning from the Transition Team. It has come to Our attention that, in spite of the glorious decree of the Almighty Monaghan, there remain a small group of people in the Ave community who resist the move to scenic Immokalee. To those dissenters, be warned: Nobody expects the Ave Inquisition, and it can be upon you faster than you could ever imagine.
Amongst our weaponry are such diverse elements as: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope, and nice red uniforms!
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NOBODY expects an Ave Inquisition!!!
[Sonne brings dish-drying rack]
DOBRANSKI: "You idiot, this won't get him to talk."
MONAGHAN: "Let's poke him with the soft cushions."
DOBRANSKI: "Bring in the soft cushions!"
[poking not effective]
MONAGHAN: "Professor Sonne, are you sure you have gotten all the stuffing together in the poking end of the cushion?"
SONNE: "Yes, my Lord."
DOBRANSKI: "Then we have but one torture device left... BRING IN THE COMFY CHAIR!"
MONAGHAN: "Sit in THIS, Ortega!"
DOBRANSKI: "mmmyessss mwahahaha..."
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I thought that's what happened in the library womb chairs.