"How to date conservative chicks and avoid liberal chicks” from Senator Scott Hamilton
Posted by The Real Transition Team at 2:30 PMLet me first personally thank the good Senator for his contribution. We are happy to have any and all of his input here at The Real Transition Team.
The Senator speaks so well for himself and for the future of Ave- I won't belabor this intro any longer, so that our loyal readers can dive into the brilliance!
How to date conservative chicks and avoide liberil chicks from 
I ussually start out with something like “listen tooots, without me you are like
Next topic: where are you going to find the right conservative hot chick? Ave of course! ONLY HOT CHICKS GO TO AVE, BUT THE COMPATITION IS FEERCE. I’ve always wondered why there isn’t too many chicks at Ave, and have settled on Women’s Lib. Look at it this way, when they get on their knees and their skirt isn’t the right length, she’s probabli poseing as a hot conservative chick, but will be a turncote the moment you bring her take her back to yur pad to make cookies. She’d be better off at U of M or something. Only hot chicks pass the TSM test. As for the competition: when I’m faced with other dudes that are eyeing up the chick I want, I just say it like it is “I’M SENATOR HAMILTON BITCH!!” they read my blog and forget all about the other dude. I mean, sure, many of those guys are my buds and all, but scopeing out babes is bussnies.
So where are you gonna to go with your hot conservativ chick? I kind of answred this one, but I wanted to see if you’re paying attention. Hot canservative chicks only want to be in the kitchen, or perhaps the laundree room. I dig the kitchen first (becuze being a senater makes me hungry), then the laundry room (I often soyil my pants) . If she’s really hot, she’ll vacum too. Most chicks want nothing more than to feel secure with thier man. I generally assure them with something like “YOUR THE ONLY CHICK FOR ME, BABE!” This one makes them all swooney. But it’s far from over here! The right chick for Senator Hamilton is a pretty tough standard. She has to make my lunch and starch my tighty-whiteys . She’s also gonna have to help me move all my stuff to flarida when the time comes. No doubt she’s gonna dig spending her time with the “Ham
But don’t you other Ave dudes try and put my game against me. I’ll win, because no one tries to get
/s/ Cap'n Crunch
haha -- Topping the crap that come sout of Himitin's own mouth is tough, but I think the Team did it.
"I want to stop any bad vibes that exist about the move to Florida. Our class should be stoked about the move down in 2009. Imagine how sweet it is going to be to study your casebook on a tropical white sand beach while watching the sunset (or other kinds of distracting “wildlife” you might see on a sunny beach)."
More like studying your casebook in the middle of a swamp overlooking a tomato patch, getting bombed by crop dusters while watching migrant workers sweat to the sounds of makeshift mariachi bands. Or something. Ooooh, sounds hawt.
Of course, given my own belief that I have an everlasting soul, perhaps it isn't all that funny.
Oh who am I kidding? You guys should totally go for it.
Hamilton pimpz da hoz.
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