New List of Banned Movies, Television Shows

Posted by The Real Transition Team at 12:13 AM

In the interest of transparency, the Real Transition Team is proud to announce the first 8 television shows and movies that will be banned from Ave Maria Town. Here's to a transition-filled summer!

3 Comments:

  1. Anonymous said...
    May 25, 2007 at 3:43 PM
    Real Transition Team -
    I was hoping to move to Ave Maria Town before reading your post. Now, I'm concerned. Very concerned. I was raised watching videos 1-7. As an adult, I've been reduced to helping my old man from choking in laughter while, together, we watched Blazing Saddles. I'm ashamed to have ever laughed at Bugs Bunny - especially the episode with the Punkin Head brothers (you know, the two short rednecks who pull each others beards). Did I say "redneck"?! Damnit! Geez, now I swore.

    See what I mean. It is part of "me". If I confess, would I still be welcome in Ave Maria Town?

    Maybe I'm not worthy of the "transition". Please help.
    Anonymous said...
    May 25, 2007 at 7:10 PM
    Don't worry, there's a solution for people like you. You can attend our three-month "transition program" where you'll learn to sleep without beds and enjoy wearing barbed wire. Before you know it you'll be on a roll (literally)!
    Anonymous said...
    June 5, 2007 at 11:29 AM
    Whew! OK. Thanks.

    Will there be an official Ave Maria cilice available for purchase somewhere?

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