Dean Bernard Dobranski today announced the appointment of a new Director of Development, one Grima Wormtongue, a new resident of Ann Arbor. The Dean stated that, "Grima represents the very best of AMSOL and its many virtues. He will lead us fearlessly to our new home in Florida, where we will thrive."

Grima, clearly pleased with his new position, was quoted as saying, "When has Tom Monaghan been anything but our friend?" When asked about the vile and evil bloggers that oppose the school's administration, he simply asked in response, "Why do you lay these troubles on a already troubled mind? Can you not see? The great Dobranski is wearied by your malcontent... your warmongering." We at the Real Transition Team will continue to monitor this new development.