This morning, at 6:42 eastern time, Tom Monaghan, King of the Corkscrew, announced a contest that is sure to be a hit with believers and dissidents alike. Mr. Monaghan wants you to provide the new mascot for the Ave Maria Gyrenes, both in image and in name. Please forward your suggestions to amsoltransitionteam@gmail.com, and we'll post the winner and other transition-minded submissions in the near future.
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1] The tall stature of the emu bird would offset the short stature of T$M
2] It is a "flightless" bird
3] It avoids heavily populated areas
4] They can travel long distances to find food.
5] They can sprint at 30mph.... what defense could catch them??
6] If a "dissenter" should aggravate tommy boy, he could just flip them the bird
The Emu (pronunciation: IPA: /ˈiːm.juː/[1][2]), Dromaius novaehollandiae, is the largest bird native to Australia and the only extant member of the genus Dromaius. It is also the second-largest extant bird in the world by height, after its ratite relative, the ostrich. The soft-feathered, brown, flightless birds reach up to 2 m (6 ft) in height. The Emu is common over most of mainland Australia, although it avoids heavily populated areas, dense forest and arid areas. Emus can travel great distances at a fast, economical trot and, if necessary, can sprint at 50 km/h (30 mph) for some distance at a time.[3] They are opportunistically nomadic and may travel long distances to find food; they feed on a variety of plants and insects.