Amongst the many guests attending this event is young Andrew, the self described "breakdancing boy."

"I feel closer to God when I flip that last handstand in front of the altar," says Andrew, age 7. "I'm pretty sure Jesus is watching me. Or at least Mr. Monaghan."

That's right Andrew. He sure is.

Footage of Andrew's amazing spiritual experience can be viewed at the Jesuit Homepage.

/s/ Deus Ex