Crocs Migrate to AMSOL - Residents Remain Skeptical


The Real Transition Team has just recieved breaking news that AMSOL founder and fearless leader Thomas Monaghan plans to team up with the Colorado based shoemaker Crocs to offer a free pair of Crocs shoes to each incoming Ave South 1L. Reports indicate that this multi-million dollar deal is the first successful wide-scale advertising campaign to take place in Imokalee since McDonald's failed "spicy alligator wings" episode back in '89.

After extensive negotiations, Crocs will be offering 3 models of their popular spongy shoes to incoming students - the AMSOL logo, the Monaghan, and the Oratory. And yes, folks, they look just about as awesome as they sound.

"They're as comfortable as they are ugly", said Crocs rep Jared Christofersklolas. "And with the Florida humidity, you just can't beat 'em."

Meanwhile, some Imokalee residents claim that the shoes themselves are affirmatively injurious.

/s/ Deus Ex

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