Not wanting to waste any of the remaining land at Ave North, moral mastermind, supreme dictator, and pizza pontiff Tom Monaghan has made good use of the large ditch that now adorns the south parking lot of the soon to be "not so cool" north campus.

"I want frickin’ sharks with frickin’ laser beams on their heads" was the word that we at the Real Transition Team were given. And so it was, with an almost "wild west" drawing of his blessed checkbook, there were four such specimens airlifted just today.
"This will really help us in our transition, we can purify the non-believers here, and at the same time our Opus Dei warriors have expressed an interest in doing penance in our newly formed shark pit. It's a win-win situation."

We at the Real Transition Team are ecstatic at the limitless ideas that our founder, financial backer, and architectural consultant Mr. Monaghan has produced. Future plans for "the wastes" along Ave North include a document staging area and a faculty repository.

/s/ Cap'n Crunch